But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So vagazzling was a success
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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