Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Randomize