the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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