woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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