woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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you're lax shaft? dude lax is awesome!
hahaha funniest shit ever
I thought Edward Cullen was a cockring
i had to google edward cullen, and a cartoon came up, wow, ive seen that referenced way too much, i need to stop wasting my time at work to read this nonsense
I fucking hate so many of you. You know who you are.
um ever consider it was used as a c*ck ring? lol go cosmo! they always have ideas like that...
Edward Cullen is FICTIONAL. Get over it.
12:58 Spamming bitch
cocaine-addiciton-solution.örg fix the "o"
Oh dear god, not the best thing to wake up to
might have been a good night, it's unclear, sounds kinky...awesome
That added a much needed lol to the post 12:57. good show.
kinky bitch is kinky
how the hell could you sleep an entire night with that on ur cock?
someone had a little fun and it got crazy. Kinky ;)
all this twilight shit is so oooooold... please STFU about it already. it's not even funny or original anymore.
LOL 3:06...love the Ralph Wiggum-ness.
Edward Cullen doesn't need a cock ring.
Well, she had to use something to keep the hair out of her eyes.
Edward Cullen wears himself on his own cock, and the cock-ring was him, and then I saw the cock-ring and the cock-ring looked at me.
Hahaha, when I first read it I thought it said "hair lip" (as in hare lip)... that would have been way funnier.
Did you ask why it was clamped around your shaft?
4:26 -- I would assume it had something to do with my friend EtOH.
Either that really hurt or you have a really small dick
EDWARD CULLEN WATCHES YOU SLEEP
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