So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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