Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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