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  He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.

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• Ooooooh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Clamcunt-Nopants!

  Submitted by Kirak on Oct 18, 11 at 6:54pm

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• If he calls it a "magic clam", I'd wash it more often if I were you...

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:08pm

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  • Lmao

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 11 at 4:32am

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• I remember 9th grade

  Submitted by pnr on Oct 18, 11 at 4:30pm

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• If only this worked in real life

  Submitted by Micho523 on Oct 18, 11 at 4:48pm

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• Hopefully you used a condom, or that "clam" is gonna pop out a "pearl".

  Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 8:39am

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• I like magic clam. It's mermaid-ey.

  Submitted by skitsy on Oct 19, 11 at 7:32am

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• If that worked, I wouldn't fuck you with somebody else's dick. Just saying.

  Submitted by Americanism on Oct 19, 11 at 12:10am

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• Yea I agree with the first person

  Submitted by Ashly45 on Oct 18, 11 at 4:57pm

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• Ohh the magic cunt shell! Ask it something.

  Submitted by bigdickplaya on Oct 19, 11 at 10:35am

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• I remember kindergarten.

  Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 18, 11 at 11:23pm

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• I wouldn't have played along....

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 11 at 4:31am

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• Call up your dentist. Tell him he's a little BITCH!

  Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 18, 11 at 5:12pm

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