I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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