I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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