guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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