do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Randomize
