I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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