i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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