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I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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