you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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