we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
