doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize