Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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