I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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