I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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