if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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