I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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