god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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