I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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