am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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