I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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