I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
