i don't like sucking hair
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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