On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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