Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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