I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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