Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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