Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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