Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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