She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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