But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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