I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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