yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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