I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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