I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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