I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just pee around me
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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