I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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