This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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