I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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