I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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