I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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