I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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