Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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