I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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