She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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