Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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