Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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