Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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