Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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