found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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