Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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